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    tiddiemeat420:

    *on family fued* 

    steve harvey: for the win.. name something that is very loud.. 

    me: steve,. 

    steve harvey: *sweats* 

    me: my weed lmaooo 

    steve harvey: HIS WEED

    *1 answer* 

    steve harvey: lmao bruh nice

    Dear me,

    one day I’ll make you proud.


    (via keep-that-pussy-wet)

    (Source: wordsnquotes)


    seriouslyamerica:

    CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND? Because this is my favorite part in the whole movie. Mulan is back to wearing traditionally feminine clothing, and Shan Yu is mocking her “Looks like you’re out of ideas.”

    BUT Mulan is all FUCK NO and disarms that asshole with a GODDAMN SYMBOL OF FEMININITY.

    NOT TODAY SHAN YU. NOT TODAY.

    (Source: tomhazeldine)


    beammeupdavid:

    Paris :-O

    (Source: standpoor)

    nahshaw:

    MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

    studip:

    my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else

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